A Fox in the Works Singularity Collapse By Fox Cutter Chapter One 01/05/2000: Fifty thousand things, it seems like I always leave fifty thousand things to do at the last minute when I do anything. Even with a month of planning I was still running around the house trying to find all of the things I had forgotten. It was always the small things too: soap, a shovel and other items we would need when spending almost two months in a world without indoor plumbing. Ravindar chuckled as he followed behind me. "Fox, you need to relax. I've taken care of everything we need for the trip." I nodded, letting out a sigh as I forced myself to stop in the kitchen. "Right, right, it's just that I'm paranoid most of the time," I said as I turned around. The white tiger had a look of amusement on his face, his arms crossed over his chest. He was dressed in a simple laced shirt and brown pants with a sword at his side. I was in similar clothing, though where his shirt was white mine was a soft blue. We both had guns at our belts, tucked under the clothing so they weren't obvious to the casual viewer. He nodded and brushed his paws over his shirt and then tugged at the cuffs. It was the first time he had been in non-modern clothing, and he wasn't quite as used to it as I was. "Not as much as you should be," he grumbled. "You'll never think I'm paranoid enough," I said with a laugh as I walked past him towards the cupboards. I took a moment to pull out my supply of Rithin tea so I could bring it with us. I didn't know how often I would be able to get hot water, but I wanted to be ready when I could. "Probably not, but I can try to teach you," my bodyguard replied. I nodded and stuffed the tea into the sack I had on the table. I left the leaves in the plastic bag they came in as there wasn't anything I could safely move them into, and I doubted anyone would be searching my bag. "Are you still here?" Oriana asked as she placed her paw on my shoulder. A smile melted over my face as I turned around to look into my wife's deep green eyes, the slits narrow in the warm light of the house. I gave her a smile as I leaned forward and gently kissed her full on the lips. She let out a pleased purr as she returned the kiss, her arms reaching around me to hold my back. I broke the kiss after a few minutes and smiled at her. "I wouldn't leave without saying goodbye to you," I told her. She smiled, her leonine features pleasing as her ears moved to match the expression in her eyes. "Well I think last night did a good job of that," she said, poking me gently in the belly. I chuckled and nodded, returning her smile. She and I had spent a day and a half at Rose's house, doing just what we had talked about the week before. It had been both a pleasant and strange time for me, and for us, but it had been worth it. Pulling out of her grasp I ran my hands down her shoulders. "I'm going to miss you," I told her. She nodded, reaching over to run her fingers down my chin. The feel of her pads felt odd on my smooth skin. Beards were highly uncommon on the world we were going to, so to keep ourselves less visible, I had applied a six-month depilatory to my beard. My face felt naked, but it would keep all of us safer. "Just be careful," she told me. I nodded, "Yes, love," I said, stroking her neck. She smiled at me, and finally turned away, "Samantha is almost ready, she's still trying to work out where to keep her cigarettes," she said. I nodded again, noticing that Ravindar and Santhera were standing hand in hand. The two tigers didn't say a thing, but I could tell they were thinking the same things Oria and I were. <> Rhea said from inside the hallway. The lioness was sitting on the rug, looking relaxed as her tail tuft flicked over her paws. "I know, I know," I said, walking over to the non-morphic lioness who was some times my other wife and some times my sister. Her nose was a lot more sensitive than mine, or anyone else's in the house, and the smoke annoyed her. In fact she was the only one in the house that it really bothered, and Samantha had been good enough to simply avoid smoking around her. The lioness tilted her head to the side, and flicked her ears backwards, <> she said, the tone of her mental voice echoing her annoyance. "Because I'm always running late," I replied as I picked up my sack, "but I think I finally have everything I need," I said as its weight settled down on my shoulders. "We just need Samantha," Ravindar said. As if cued by her name, the young human woman walked into the room. She more a flowing top tucked into a long skirt that hung around her feet. She didn't carry a sword, but kept her guns holstered in plain sight at her hips. The black cloak hanging from her neck trailed down the center of her back and hid her cloth tail. She had her own pack in her hand. "I see everyone is already here, so are we ready to go?" she asked. I smiled as I appraised her clothing, "I guess so. Where did you get the cloak?" "Sora gave it to me," she answered as she reached around and pulled the fabric over her shoulders. It fell down over her body, and hung just above the hem of her skirt, effectively hiding her clothing and her weapons. I nodded as I walked towards her, "Well it does seem to fit you, just keep those guns hidden. We don't need to start our problems any earlier than we have to." "Of course," she said with a smile that should have made me worry. Looking around at my friends and my wife, I gave a nod. "I guess that we are ready to go, then," I declared. Everyone glanced at each other, and Oriana gave me a look that was a mix of love and worry. She didn't like my leaving her at home with the kids, but agreed with my logic for the choice. Personally I would have liked her at my side, but the risks were too great if we were discovered. Both Rhea and Ravindar created similar risks, but nowhere near as bad. We moved as a group out of the kitchen and towards the fold room. My wife fell in at my side as we walked, and I reached out to place my hand on her back. With each step it slowly drifted down until I was stroking the base of her tail. She let out a low purr as we moved, giving her ass more of a wiggle and her tail an extra swing. I smiled, and the two of us shared a knowing look as we reached the heavy steel door that separated the fold from the rest of the house. Ravindar's fingers danced over the control panel, unlocking the door and sending it silently sliding open. I held back a bit as my friends walked into the room, just enjoying the few extra moments with my wife. Once everyone was inside I bent down to give her a kiss and separated from her. While my bodyguard was in the process of collecting a Matrix Chip and a controller I collected a harness that we had specially made for Rhea. My sister walked over to me and held herself in place as I strapped it onto her. <> she said, her ears hanging low as she shifted her shoulders under the straps. "This was your idea," I told her, giving the fur of her ears a ruffle with the tips of my claws. <> she replied with a soft sigh. "True," I told her as I picked up the bags for the harness and strapped them onto her back. It was mostly made up of camping supplies and bedrolls, along with the replacement for the item we were going after. I pulled the straps tight and stood back up, looking her over. "How does that feel? Does it interfere with your mobility?" I asked. She stood up and took a few steps around the room, rolling her shoulders under the weight of the harness. <> "It's a minor spell to heal abrasions," Samantha said when she heard her name. "We'll probably all need it at some point in time. I've been practicing it for the last few days." I smiled at her and gave her a short nod. "I'm kind of glad about that. It's reassuring to know one of us thought about that sort of thing." She returned the smile and pulled her pack over her shoulder. She might have been about to say something but we were both distracted by the light of Ravindar's Matrix Chip coming on line. The light fell away, leaving him looking like a normal male human, so he would be able to blend in with the local population. I gave him a quick once over then nodded my head. "Well, that will do it than," I said, and turned to look at Oria. My wife moved forward and we hugged tightly, "I'll see you in six weeks," I told her as I gave her a kiss. "I'll be waiting here for you," she said kissing me in return. I nodded to her, and gave her one more kiss as I pulled out of her arms. Turing around I looked back at my friends. "Are we ready?" "I'm ready," Samantha said. Rhea nodded her head, <> Ravindar smiled and motioned to me, "My job is, as it always has been, to follow you." "That's good to know," I told him as I walked to the fold, opening it with a flick of my mind. I took a deep breath as the fold opened, watching the swirling light as I pulled my pack tight against my back. With a glance back at my wife I let the breath out and walked through the fold. I turned around on the other side, and watched as my friends followed, one by one. Once they were clear I let the fold go. It closed like a door slamming shut. We were in a forest, surrounded by trees with trunks bigger around than I was (which at the time was more than usual). They towered high above us. Through the thick canopy a soft green light shone on everything around us. In the background I could hear a few birds tweeting about, disturbed by our arrival. "This a pleasant place," Samantha said as she walked to one of the trees, touching the off-white bark that covered the trunks. "It's quiet, I like quiet." <> Rhea said as she moved to my side, her tail flicking gently against my leg. I nodded, looking up at the sky to get my bearings from the bright golden sun. "There is a small city about three hours that way," I said as I pointed off in the general direction I thought we needed to go. "It's a little more to the right," my bodyguard said, pushing my hand slightly to the side. I shook my head as Samantha let out a small chuckle. "Yes, yes, it's that way," I said with a smile, "Now can we get moving?" "Of course," she said as we started walking through the trees. * * * The town was of a decent size, as it acted as a hub for the many small villages and farms that surround it. One of the area's major trade roads passed near by, caravans moving along its length every day. We had been in sight of the town for about an hour now, the stone wall of the city a dull smear on the farmland around it. The four of us had come down out of the hills and started to follow the road, mingling in with other groups that were heading into town. Ravindar and I chatted with them while Samantha walked along quietly as she worked on learning the language. Rhea didn't need to learn it; apparently her telepathic ability had more in common with a babble fish than anything else, and skipped the concept of language as a whole. Rhea attracted a little bit of attention as we walked into town. Lionesses were not that common in this world, and I doubted that anyone there had even seen a big cat before, let alone one being used as a pack animal. She seemed to enjoy the extra attention, giving a few flicks of her head when she caught someone staring at her. "Stop hamming it up," I told her as we walked past the guards and into the town. <> she replied, only allowing me to hear her words. I chuckled, looking around as we entered the cramped streets with the tall narrow buildings that pressed in on us. "I know. I would do the same thing in your place, but we just don't want too attract to much attention." "So, now that we are here, what do we do?" Samantha asked in English as she leaned in close to me. "We catch a caravan to the Holy City," I explained as I looked around the streets. "Once there we take care of business and head back. It should be a piece of cake." She nodded, pulling her cloak around herself. "As long as it's not coconut cake. I hate coconut," she said, sticking her tongue out at me. "I'm not too found of it myself," I told her as I led us off the main road and down a smaller street. The buildings around us closed in, the tops almost touching and casting everything in a deep shadow. Even the temperature seemed to drop as we moved further down the road. "Are we still going the right way?" I asked Ravindar as we moved into territory that I didn't recognize. "We are," my bodyguard replied as we continued to walk down the narrow street. I let out a soft sigh and nodded my head. "I think I'll just let you lead the way for the moment," I said, motioning for him to move ahead of me. The disguised tiger laughed and moved past me. Rhea jumped ahead to walk at his side, her tail flicking in amusement. A moment later Samantha joined them, casting a smirk back at me. I stifled a short laugh and shook my head, following behind the three of them, and not saying a word. After a few more minutes we reached our destination, a small inn that was pressed up against the walls of the city. It was out of the way, but it still had enough people moving through it that we could find a caravan to travel with, without too many questions being asked. Ravindar and I had been there before, laying the ground work for this adventure. Now, if all went well, it would pay off. Ravindar pushed the door open, and held it for us as we walked into the main room. He fell in behind me once we were all inside. The main room was large, arching two stories high with a staircase running up one wall and a large balcony. A huge fire pit dominated the center of the room, the light from the fire illuminating most of the room, with torches in the darker corners. There was a bar running the length of the far wall with three people standing behind it. The room was populated with various people; all talking between themselves, but most of the conversation came to a stop as we entered, Rhea taking most of the attention. "What is that?" someone asked. "She's mine," I said as I walked towards the bar, "and she is not for sale." "Just keep the mess off the floor," someone else yelled. Rhea flicked her ears in annoyance, <> she said to me. "I know, I know," I said, reaching down to pet her ears. She gave a shake of her head, her ears flicking against the tips of my fingers as the four of us approached the bar. One of the bartenders, a skinny little man with an orange pockmarked complexion watched us through his crudely made glasses. His brown eyes tracked every move we made as we approached him, a look of minor annoyance on his face. "Hello, Ark," I greeted the man as I reached the bar. He nodded his head, and then tilted it down to glower at Rhea, "I do not appreciate your bringing a pack animal in here with you. You should tie her up outside with the rest of the beasts." I let out a sigh and gave Rhea's ears a gentle tug, "Don't make too much of a scene," I told her as I pulled my hand away from her. She nodded her head, then with unexpected speed she reared up on her hind legs and placed her paws on the bar. Lowering her head she looked directly into Ark's eyes, her ears pulling back as one lip lifted just a hair to show the edge of her teeth. <> she sent, loudly enough that everyone in the room probably heard her. Ark pulled back a bit, biting one lip as he lifted his hands from the bar tap, "I didn't realize it was a homunculus... it's not one of the normal shapes." I smiled and nodded my head as I brushed my hand down the back her neck. "Just don't make the same mistake again. If anyone is with me they should be with me and Rhea should be with me. Now that we have everything sorted out, do you have a caravan for us?" "No," he said, watching the lioness intently as she settled back down to the floor. "Things have changed a bit since the last time we talked." Ravindar cleared his throat as he moved to my side, "I was under the impression that we had a deal." The young man nodded, pushing his glasses back up on his nose, "We had a deal at the time, but things have changed in the last few days." "What things?" Ravindar asked. "The King has died." "I'm sorry for your loss," I said, reaching across the top of the bar to snag one of the glasses that was sitting next to Ark. "But I'm unclear as to how that becomes a problem for us." The young man laughed softly and nodded his head, "No, you wouldn't understand would you? I was under the impression that you and your friends were on a pilgrimage to see the Holy Relics?" "That was the plan, yes," I said, sipping at whatever was in the glass, finding it to be a pleasant ale of some kind. "Then it affects you," Ark said as he reached over and took the drink out of my hand. "Prince Alexander will be appointed King in just over two weeks, and at the same time he will be married to Princess Astadia." I shrugged, reaching back over the bar and grabbing a different glass. "I'm unclear as to how that causes us a problem." Ark smirked and shook his head, "You really are new to the country. All three of the Holy Relics will be at the City of the Crown for the coronation, and they will stay there for the Month of Ascension before being returned to the Holy City," he said, explaining it as he would to a small child. I let out an 'ah' of understanding as I gave an exaggerated nod of my head. "So, things have changed a bit since the last time we spoke," I said with a sigh. "Yes, they have," he replied with a knowing smile. "I believe I can find you a caravan heading for the City of the Crown, if you are interested," he said, tapping his fingers on the bar top. "We're interested," I told him as I placed two copper coins on the wooden surface. The young man smiled a bit, and nodded his head as the coins vanished into his hands. "I'll go arrange a meeting with the head rider. You three go sit down, and have something to eat, I'll be back shortly." He then reached over and took the second glass from my fingers, "and you don't want to drink this, it's what I use to clean the counter top." "Fine then. We'll take three glasses of whatever I was drinking before," I said, and felt Rhea's tail smack into the side of my leg. "And a bowl of it as well, along with four meals." Ark nodded and passed the order on to one of the other bartenders as he motioned for us to leave him alone. I turned away from the bar, and headed towards the far corner of the room, avoiding most of the crowd around the large fire pit. We attracted a few looks, but most of the inhabitants had apparently decided we were harmless for the moment. Ravindar moved past me as we got to the table, taking a chair that put his back to the wall and the whole room in his line of sight. Samantha and I took up seats flanking him as Rhea settled down at my feet. "Three hours... that has to be a new record for me," I said, dropping back to English as I leaned back in my chair. Samantha lifted her eyebrows as she crossed her arms in her lap. "Record for what?" <> Rhea said. "I see, and are we still going to go through with what's left of the plan?" she asked, trying to work out what had gone on, being excluded from the conversation because of the language. "The location has changed, but the core of our plans are still intact," Ravindar said, watching as one of the bartenders came over with our drinks, and without asking set the bowl on the floor for Rhea. I pick up my drink and took a slow sip of it, letting out a soft purr as it went down. It was really good beer. I could clearly hear that Rhea shared my sentiments as she lapped at her drink. Samantha got a tight look on her face as she took a drink, "Oh, that's nasty!" My disguised bodyguard nodded as he set his drink down on the table, "Definitely an acquired taste," he commented dryly. I looked down at my glass, and then back at Rhea, "There might be something in it that reacts differently with us. Personally I find it pleasant." "Just don't drink too much of it," Ravindar cautioned. "If it goes down that easily you might not notice till you're drunk on your ass." I nodded, "I got it," I told him as I pushed my glass away. "So, back to the subject," Samantha said as he leaned over the table. "Do you think there will be more guards now?" Ravindar shrugged a bit as he tapped his fingers on the tabletop. "Probably, but we never knew what the guards were like in the first place. We'll have to see what the situation is like once we get there." "And if it's bad?" "If it's bad we go home," I said as I glanced back out at the bar. "We have a tight schedule here, but not so tight that we can't try again later." <> Rhea said, lifting her head from her bowl and licking her lips. <> she added. "I agree with that; being subtle is definitely important," Samantha said, smiling a bit as our meal arrived. It was pretty simple; a metal plate with a large slice of bread on it, on top of the bread was a thick cut of meat and some sort of ground wheat mash. We got a small utensil that was almost a fork with each of the plates. Once again the bartender put one plate on the floor for my sometimes sister. The meal might have been a mouthful for Rhea, but the rest of us pulled out the small daggers that we carried to supplement the forks. The meat was mostly rare, and cut easily under my blade. That was no surprise as it, like my sword, was made of an alloy that was at least a thousand years ahead of the present world's technology level. "Good food," Samantha said between mouthfuls. "It's better than I'm used to having in places like this." I chuckled and said: "It's the best thing about this place... might be worth coming back for every now and then." Ravindar nodded his head as he quickly worked though his own food. "I would like to bring Santhera here. She's not used to this kind of world, nor am I for that matter. It would be best if we learned more about it." "Just be careful, you don't want to get hurt," I said. "Why are you so worried about that?" Samantha asked glancing between me and Ravindar. I let out a sigh as I set my knife down, "Morphs are discouraged around here, and they are all created by magic of one sort or another. The problem is that there is a certain level of intelligence they are suppose to have. If they show too much they will be destroyed. Too much is somewhere just above moron level; most of the males are over-muscled labor machines, and the ladies are... well, toys would be the kind word for it." "And a toy that thinks is something no one would want," Samantha said as she chewed her food. "I see why you didn't want Oriana along," she said with a gulp. I nodded, "Right, and Santhera would be in the same boat, so we have to be careful." <> Rhea said as she licked the plate. <> "Less than we already have attracted," my bodyguard said as he finished the last of his meal. I shrugged, "Some things are necessary. It's probably the only time that we'll have to put on a show," I said, unsure of that fact. Ravindar nodded and pointed out towards the main room, "It's time to get back to work," he said. I turned around slightly and watched as Ark came towards us with a large smile on his face and a gleam in his eyes. A second man, significantly larger than he was followed behind, measuring us up with each step. "Good news!" The young man said as he reached the table, "I found you a ride, but it's going to cost you a bit more than I originally said." "Of course," I replied as I settled down for what was looking to be a long set of negotiations. To Be Continued... ----- This story is copyright 2004 by Fox Cutter. Hardcopy reprints limited to one per person, all other rights reserved. This story may not be distributed for a fee except by permission of the author, and this copyright notice may not be removed.